Post by waywardgenius on Nov 23, 2024 14:21:52 GMT
A man was having premature ejaculation problems, so he went to the doctor.
The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."
So, the man went to the store, bought himself a starting pistol, and ran home to his wife.
That night the two were having sex, and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate, and fired the starting pistol.
The next day he went back to the doctor, who asked how it went.
The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbour came out of the wardrobe with his hands in the air."
The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."
So, the man went to the store, bought himself a starting pistol, and ran home to his wife.
That night the two were having sex, and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate, and fired the starting pistol.
The next day he went back to the doctor, who asked how it went.
The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbour came out of the wardrobe with his hands in the air."