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Post by BrƎИsꓘi on May 17, 2024 21:43:10 GMT
Compile your own "Queen's worst" LP
Only one rule here: no more than a dozen tunes
Side Fred (& John)
♦ One Year Of Love
♦ Body Language
♦ Man On The Prowl
♦ Life Is Real
♦ In Only Seven Days
♦ My Baby Does Me
♦ Bijou
Side Brian
♦ White Queen
♦ Sail Away Sweet Sister
♦ She Makes Me
♦ Some Day, One Day
♦ Leaving Home Ain't Easy
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Post by Lord Fickle on May 17, 2024 22:03:29 GMT
Side Crap:
Body Language
Soul Brother
Cool Cat
Dancer
Delilah
My Baby Does Me
Side Crud:
The Hitman
Rain Must Fall
She Makes Me
More Of That Jazz
Don't Lose Your Head
A Dozen Red Roses For My Darling
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Post by manymilesaway on May 17, 2024 22:26:23 GMT
Compile your own "Queen's worst" LP Side Brian♦ White Queen ♦ Sail Away Sweet Sister ♦ She Makes Me ♦ Some Day, One Day ♦ Leaving Home Ain't Easy What the...? |
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Post by georg on May 17, 2024 22:47:16 GMT
I can only do a worst single – Body Language b/w Blurred Vision. Everything else – even Party and Staying Power, which I loathed for years – I can find some merit in.
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Post by angusscrimm on May 18, 2024 0:08:37 GMT
No doubt they'll eat this idea up and have it packaged for Christmas.
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Post by angusscrimm on May 18, 2024 0:09:17 GMT
With a crude caricature of Freddie taking a dump for the artwork.
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Post by saintjiub on May 18, 2024 0:12:21 GMT
Side Cringe:
Life is Real
All God's People
My Life Has Been Saved
Sweet Lady
Back Chat
Jealousy
Side Bore:
Scandal (not 12" version)
One Year of Love
In the Death Cell
She Makes Me
Blurred Vision
Fight from the Inside
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Post by mattzarella on May 18, 2024 0:46:07 GMT
Body Language
Staying Power
Let Me In Your Heart Again
A Dozen Red Roses for My Darling
One Year Of Love
Pain Is So Close To Pleasure
In Only Seven Days
My Boy
Don't Try Suicide
Yeah/Blurred Vision
A Human Body
The Loser In The End
Bonus points for the 7th track being a Seven
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Post by mattzarella on May 18, 2024 0:48:30 GMT
Compile your own "Queen's worst" LP Side Brian♦ White Queen ♦ Sail Away Sweet Sister ♦ She Makes Me ♦ Some Day, One Day ♦ Leaving Home Ain't Easy What the...? Yeah, Bijou and White Queen... I won't forget that |
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Post by ted on May 18, 2024 1:46:04 GMT
1. Body Language
2. Body Language
3. Body Language...
...Okay, just kidding (sort of..)
1. Body Language
2. Another One Bites the Dust
3. I Want to Break Free
4. Radio Ga Ga
5. Play The Game
6. Rock It (Prime Jive)
7. Crazy Little Thing Called Love
8. Don't Try Suicide
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Post by BrƎИsꓘi on May 18, 2024 5:47:32 GMT
6. Rock It (Prime Jive) Ted Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is this some kind of perverse revenge for my selection of White Queen?  |
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Post by lefthandedguitarist on May 18, 2024 8:50:40 GMT
This is quite difficult actually, as there are very few songs I genuinely dislike. I've had to include tracks that I kind of enjoy even if I find them a bit lacking. Side 1: Stealin' In Only Seven Days One Year Of Love Delilah The Invisible Man (12" Version) The Ring (Hypnotic Seduction of Dale) Side 2: Don't Stop Me Now Body Language My Life Has Been Saved (1989 b-side version) See What a Fool I've Been (b-side version) My Baby Does Me I'm Going Slightly Mad I'm saddened to see the dislike here for She Makes Me and A Dozen Red Roses  |
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Post by gooddrills on May 18, 2024 9:17:56 GMT
Wow some really interesting choices so far. There are some selections here that I really enjoy and at least one that I think could have been a single. I don’t think I can really do it, I enjoy most of their songs. Here’s all I can think of as contenders;
Chinese Torture - it’s true to its title
Blurred Vision
My Baby Does Me
A Dozen Red Roses For My Darling
Most of the Flash Gordon soundtrack (fine as a soundtrack just not as a stand alone album, it does nothing for me)
Fun It (But I don’t hate it)
Brian’s extended solos on the Magic tour (I know that doesn’t count but I always skip them)
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Post by mattzarella on May 18, 2024 10:41:48 GMT
This is quite difficult actually, as there are very few songs I genuinely dislike. I've had to include tracks that I kind of enjoy even if I find them a bit lacking. Side 1: Stealin' In Only Seven Days One Year Of Love Delilah The Invisible Man (12" Version) The Ring (Hypnotic Seduction of Dale) Side 2: Don't Stop Me Now Body Language My Life Has Been Saved (1989 b-side version) See What a Fool I've Been (b-side version) My Baby Does Me I'm Going Slightly Mad I'm saddened to see the dislike here for She Makes Me and A Dozen Red Roses Yeah. I had deliberately skipped anything from FLASH. Just because. But seeing Fun It here reminds me how both it and More of that Jazz could probably fit just as well or instead. As it is A Dozen is far from their worst instrumental. Kudos to the one including Invisible Man 12", it's pretty irritatingly done haha |
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Post by Dimitris on May 18, 2024 11:00:44 GMT
I wish I could choose two albums,
Hot Space excluding Under Pressure, Put out The fire and Dancer.
A Kind of Magic excluding One Vision, Who Wants to live for ever and Princes of the Universe.
Party (album version not the ® take).
One year of love
Pain is so close to pleasure
Friends will be friends
Cool cat
Rain must fall
Body language
Calling all girls
Leaving home ain't easy
Fun it
In only 7 days
The invisible man
Coming soon
Action this day
Honourable mention
A kind of Magic
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Post by ted on May 18, 2024 12:02:08 GMT
6. Rock It (Prime Jive) Ted Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is this some kind of perverse revenge for my selection of White Queen? Tbh it very easily could be...but no.
Ted
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Post by angusscrimm on May 19, 2024 0:32:33 GMT
Side Alka-Seltzer
1 - Party
2 - Khashoggi's Ship
3 - Modern Times Rock n Roll
4 - Fight From The Inside
5 - Fun It
6 - Dead On Time
Side Imodium
1 - Dancer
2 - My Baby Does Me
3 - The Hitman
4 - Body Language
5 - Don't Try Suicide
6 - More Of That Jazz
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Post by macduff77 on May 19, 2024 0:59:51 GMT
Side One
Tear It Up
Loser In The End
Some Day, One Day
Leaving Home Ain’t Easy
Keep Passing The Open Windows
Seven Seas of Rhye (Q1)
Side Two
Pain Is So Close To Pleasure
The Hitman
Rain Must Fall
My Baby Does Me
Delilah
Chinese Torture
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Post by toon86 on May 19, 2024 4:16:21 GMT
The last few threads on this forum are now worst Queen song on an album, Songs you are embarrassed to like, and now a hypothetical worst album. Queenzone v2?
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Post by saintjiub on May 19, 2024 4:22:26 GMT
If this is indeed QZ vol 2, then we are very lucky it will also last 20 years ... So I guess Brenski is required to stick around another 20 years ...
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Post by georg on May 19, 2024 4:56:50 GMT
The last few threads on this forum are now worst Queen song on an album, Songs you are embarrassed to like, and now a hypothetical worst album. Queenzone v2? If you’re talking about Last Song Standing, then you’ve missed the point entirely. All the threads you use as examples are meant to be fun and should be taken in that spirit. Comparing a few lighthearted threads to the cesspool that Queenzone became is unfair and incorrect. |
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Post by mattzarella on May 19, 2024 5:56:37 GMT
The last few threads on this forum are now worst Queen song on an album, Songs you are embarrassed to like, and now a hypothetical worst album. Queenzone v2? If you’re talking about Last Song Standing, then you’ve missed the point entirely. All the threads you use as examples are meant to be fun and should be taken in that spirit. Comparing a few lighthearted threads to the cesspool that Queenzone became is unfair and incorrect. ****GET YOUR PASSPORT HERE*** INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL AND AGENT ARE PERSPECTIVE. When chamber pots are not secure, no? Receive fiduciary passport with promise of local host Xgbb45.xerothread.c Why struggle with notaryous company that not greaten?? Passport available here now. Cc > >> >>>> Ooh, hell I'm just fucking around. I can't remember those floods anymore and thank God. I actually see a positive from the last song standing. I only wish there were more voters. As difficult as it may be with these early classics, it's getting the discussions going and it's frightening myself as well. For QI my favorite was THE NIGHT COMES DOWN but when adjusted for merit it was mercilessly tossed (*by me!) In an early round. I don't know if others have had similar experiences. But I see more than the nay saying |
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Post by Lord Fickle on May 19, 2024 8:49:00 GMT
The last few threads on this forum are now worst Queen song on an album, Songs you are embarrassed to like, and now a hypothetical worst album. Queenzone v2? One of those threads was started ages ago, and the Last Song Standing threads results in the BEST song on an album at the end of each round. As Georg said, you've missed the point of that entirely. The difference between here and QZ is that we can have these types of fun threads, but not have them descend into battle zones. |
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Post by BrƎИsꓘi on May 19, 2024 9:11:41 GMT
If this is indeed QZ vol 2, then we are very lucky it will also last 20 years ... So I guess Brenski is required to stick around another 20 years ... we've been around 4 years and that's nice, whether we exist for another 4 (let alone 16) will be down to forum members, while there's continued traffic and contributions this place will thrive. The last few threads on this forum are now worst Queen song on an album, Songs you are embarrassed to like, and now a hypothetical worst album. Queenzone v2? wow, your "God" got out of the wrong side of his bed today? let's get some perspective/context: ♦ Last Song Standing Queen I ♦ Last Song Standing Queen II ♦ Dream Setlist ♦ Rock Setlist ♦ Greatest Hypothetical LP ♦ Worst Hypothetical LP All of the above are geared toward folk's favourite tracks, save for the last one. The last one, though negative on the surface encourages discussion. I myself took a little flack for White Queen because these kind of threads stimulate discussion/opinion - which is never a bad thing. |
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Post by merplot on May 19, 2024 10:14:39 GMT
I'm struggling not to offer rebuttals to some of the choices I'm seeing you guys pick...
For me it's:
Side Meh:
Tear it Up
Man on the Prowl
Calling all Girls
White Man
Funny How Love Is
Soul Brother
Side Awful:
Khashoggi's Ship
Rain Must Fall
Don't Try Suicide
Coming Soon
If You Can't Beat Them
Fun It
More of that Jazz
Several clunkers from Roger. (I ignored Flash completely, to me that doesn't even count cuz it's in a different category than a regular studio album)
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Post by pg on May 19, 2024 17:19:31 GMT
The last few threads on this forum are now worst Queen song on an album, Songs you are embarrassed to like, and now a hypothetical worst album. Queenzone v2? *looks around* *sees no "What day of the week did Freddy get AIDS" thread* *remains unconcerned* |
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Post by mattzarella on May 19, 2024 23:46:35 GMT
^^ it's the little details that make it so special... ah Freddy.
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Post by davis_taylor.1984 on May 20, 2024 8:38:46 GMT
While I'm reading all these hypotetical albums my eyes are bleeding... Disappointed. Jealousy, In only seven days, life is real, white queen... I understand that everyone has is opinion but, these are beautiful underrated tracks...! |
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Post by Lord Fickle on May 20, 2024 9:22:03 GMT
While I'm reading all these hypotetical albums my eyes are bleeding... Disappointed. Jealousy, In only seven days, life is real, white queen... I understand that everyone has is opinion but, these are beautiful underrated tracks...! |
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Post by BrƎИsꓘi on May 20, 2024 9:32:14 GMT
While I'm reading all these hypotetical albums my eyes are bleeding... Disappointed. Jealousy, In only seven days, life is real, white queen... I understand that everyone has is opinion but, these are beautiful underrated tracks...! well, as I've got a 75% hit-rate on the tunes you mention, I'll take a stab at this: IMO... ♦ In Only Seven days - bland, insipid, uninspired schmaltz ♦ Life Is Real - trite nonsense, as "tributes" go, it's definitely one of the worst of all time. And, in a category that includes REM's Let Me In, Phil Lynott's King's Call and U2's Stuck In A Moment, this really is saying something. ♦ White Queen - a hugely overrated dull dirge Note: I could've easily picked Hot Space in its entirety, but that'd be lacking effort on my part. |
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